Prelude to the Collapse

The Lion and the Lamb


Strange Bird


Who are the Aquaerials?

The Aquaerials are an instrumental band from Grand Rapids, Michigan who like to pretend they have roughly 5 members, when in reality, they have just one amateur musician with a dirty old Casio keyboard he bought at Target 10 years ago and some software that allows him to pretend to be playing several instruments at once.

With an arsenal that includes roughly twelve major and minor chords, and the astute ability to move his index finger up and down one note at a time to create an endless amount of chord progressions that sound essentially the same, the Aquaerials are a force to be forgotten.

They won’t be playing anywhere near you, due to a crippling insecurity and social anxiety that will confine them to playing lonely songs in their basement, forgoing any recognition for the songs that basically deserve no recognition at all.

The Aquaerials haven’t quite mastered the major and minor scale, but still use them both to dizzying effect, sometimes creating melodies that consist of 3 to 4 (once, even 5) notes. It’s actually really hard to suck with only 4 notes, but the Aquaerials have managed to do it on a consistent basis.

Nonetheless, they will never stop, because all popular music sucks and these guys are just dying to be popular. And they suck so bad, its bound to happen.

Music VideoS

Check out these music videos I made one night when I was pretty high.
Watch more on my YouTube Channel.

There's a Bluebird in my Heart
You May Find Quiet, But You'll Never Find Peace
from the "The Lion and the Lamb" EP
Slay Goliath
from "The Lion and the Lamb" EP
Slow Waltz to Hell
from the "Strange Bird" EP
from the "Stuck" EP
Masquerade Ball
from the "Strange Bird" EP

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